Found this on t'interweb... maybe

[MickeyMoto]

'I was out in my shed last night putting the finishing touches to the new nuclear reactor I have built to power my home. I was just thinking as to why nobody else makes one for their home. Surely everybody has the simple tools and skills to make one? Or is everybody thick these days and am I the only clever person left in the world? Maybe I should come on this forum more often showing people how clever I am so I can bask in the glory of my brilliance. Saves me buying Razzle.

Anon...'

[Ming]

'I was out in my shed last night ...'

Reminded me of " I was working in my lab, late one night... by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett and the Crypt Kickers.

[MarkB]

You were glowing a bit at the rally, Mike. I think you might have overestimated your skills...