You've had your Chips, by George!

[MickeyMoto]

George,

You krain your neck and put it on the line. Maybe you were Russian? Putin perspective, you have committed no Crimea. Just be careful, men of small statue have been a problem through history; Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Ronnie Corbett, and now some short arse, gun toting gay... You will need your Balaclava to hide from the invaders, Cumbria is next. Glad we live in a democracy where money doesn't matter - oh hold on.....

[Chips1953]

Dear Micky

These things are sent to try us, Oh So Glad you have a sense of humour.
Why didn't you sign up for the ARSE? Perhaps I have a little more time than you.

Thanks

Chips Away!